Blonde joke

[slik]

OK - I know....... I just couldn't help myself on this one ...... let it roll



A blonde gets a dent in her car and takes it to the repair shop.

The repairman, noticing that the woman is blonde, decides to have a wee bit of fun.

So he tells her that all she has to do is take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent pops itself out.

After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend comes over and asks what she is doing.

"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"

 

[arnert23]

OK - I know....... I just couldn't help myself on this one ...... let it roll



A blonde gets a dent in her car and takes it to the repair shop.

The repairman, noticing that the woman is blonde, decides to have a wee bit of fun.

So he tells her that all she has to do is take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent pops itself out.

After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend comes over and asks what she is doing.

"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'

 

[gumby]

Blonde went to the airport and asked for a round trip ticket.

"Where to?" asked the clerk.


" Duh. Back here of course"

 

[Justanotherjoe]

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