A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts "Mommy,
mommy today we did counting and all the other kids only got
up to 5, but I got up to 10. 1,2,3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, that's
good, isn't it mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
The next day the girl comes skipping home and screams
"Mommy, mommy today we did the alphabet and all the other
kids only got to D but I got up to G. A,B, C, D, E, F, G.... that's
good isn't it mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
Is that because I'm blonde mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
The following day the girl comes skipping home and says
"Mommy today we did gym class and all the other girls had
flat chests but I have these!"
At this point the girl pulls up her top revealing a pair of
amazing 36 C breasts.
"That's good isn't it mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is," replied a slightly embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde mommy?"
"No dear, it's because you're 25!"
mommy today we did counting and all the other kids only got
up to 5, but I got up to 10. 1,2,3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, that's
good, isn't it mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
The next day the girl comes skipping home and screams
"Mommy, mommy today we did the alphabet and all the other
kids only got to D but I got up to G. A,B, C, D, E, F, G.... that's
good isn't it mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
Is that because I'm blonde mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
The following day the girl comes skipping home and says
"Mommy today we did gym class and all the other girls had
flat chests but I have these!"
At this point the girl pulls up her top revealing a pair of
amazing 36 C breasts.
"That's good isn't it mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is," replied a slightly embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde mommy?"
"No dear, it's because you're 25!"
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