outlawrc
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So Jack ("drucken" Jack) goes to his favorite bar that he has been going to almost every nightf or years and is good friends with the owner bartender. The bartender sets him up with the usual as he has also done almost every night for years. Jack looks at him and says no thank you not tonight, I"ll just have water. The bar tender friend is taken back in shock, "Well what the heck" he says. " What in the world is wrong?". So Jack tells him, " well John (bar tender friends name) "Last night I was really drunk when I left here and went home and blew chunks". Then John says, "well that is nothing terrible, it happens to everyone every now and then". Then jack says " You don't understand John, Chunks is my dog"!