Blowing off steam

MerF

MerF

You smell funny
Don't mind me, I need to rant.


It's been a long time since I posted in here, but the revival of fishn has also revived....me. So you know what that means? We need NEKKKKED CHICKS!



Except my wife. She is the anti-christ and all that is evil. I would totally pay to see her fall backwards into a flaming pit of chlomidia while holding her brother-in-law's severred head (she left me and lives with him now).

I hate my farking Camaro. Now that bith-tits is out of my life for good, it's time to pay this POS off and sell it to a high schooler looking for a classy V8 (fark you for thinking it ain't classy). Then, it's on to either a crotchrocket (never owned one) or another Supra...probably a MKIII.

fark you.

In other news, do any of you ever go to www.kontraband.com? It's a crazy silly place. Thuper-duper.

I'm typing here so I don't cuss out my wife via e-mail, she is pissing me off so bad. I have to see a farking shrink now. Apparently I have an Alcohol Abuse problem, as well as anger management, and now he thinks I have ADHD. What the fark.

Fark you, too.

This is senseless rambling and it's not safe for today's youth. Deal with it.


3 hours till softball practice. I swear to Bob I'm gonna knock $hit out of the park I'm so pissed right now. But what do you care. I'm just MerF, the e-a$$hole extraordinaire. The dude that sold his farking MKIV for an IROC. This pissover who's wife is a slut.

fark me. :dead:
 
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Pegster710

The Pegster
Dang, MerF - get a grip!

Don't allow anyone to make you feel that ANGRY! It just isn't worth it!

Glad you vented here - we wuv u... :love:
 
MerF

MerF

You smell funny
CMC122 said:
Could you post a picture?
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not from here...and DSL is turned off at home in preperation for the big fat faking move the fark out of my farking home.



Fark.


Somebody spank me. :spank:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
MerF said:
I would totally pay to see her fall backwards into a flaming pit of chlomidia while holding her brother-in-law's severred head (she left me and lives with him now).
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Would not her brother in law be your brother? Or is she shacked up with her sisters hubby?
 
MerF

MerF

You smell funny
Pete said:
Or is she shacked up with her sisters hubby?
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Cha-ching. And they are still together. Don't get me wrong, I haven't addressed these thoughts (that everyone in my family and our friends are curious about) to her...but man is it suspicious.
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
MerF said:
Cha-ching. And they are still together. Don't get me wrong, I haven't addressed these thoughts (that everyone in my family and our friends are curious about) to her...but man is it suspicious.
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So your wife is doing the wild thing with her sisters hubby? Freaky.
 
happy_bee4

happy_bee4

Going back to the stars
MerF said:
Cha-ching. And they are still together. Don't get me wrong, I haven't addressed these thoughts (that everyone in my family and our friends are curious about) to her...but man is it suspicious.
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why don't you just let the cat out of the bag??? :confused:
 
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Fishn Guy

That's Dr. Fishn to you..
:lmao: What a tool.

This from the same guy who will laugh at people who post personal crap on the net....

We could have told you she was on her way out but noooooooo,,,, We will just go to counselling...

And you know that just leads to more counsel....
 
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