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FIGHT CLUB !
Bob the biker gets an audit notice from the IRS.
So Bob hires a tax attorney and he and his attorney appear at the IRS hearing the following week.
At the hearing the IRS agent tells Bob that the reason the IRS is auditing him is because he is living a life style well beyond his reported income and asks Bob to explain this.
Bob says he gambles a lot and offers a demonstration to the IRS agent.
Out of curiosity the IRS agent tells him to go ahead.
Bob says I will bet you a 1000 dollars that I can bite my eye ball.
The IRS agent knows damn well no one can bite their own eye ball so he takes the bet.
Then Bob pulls out his glass eye and bites it. As the IRS agent is cussing because he just lost 1000 bucks, Bob says I'll bet you double or nothing that I can bite my other eye.
The IRS agent thinks to himself, it's obvious that Bob can see so there is no way he can have two glass eyes, so he takes the bet.
Then Bob pulls out his false teeth and bites his other eye.
Now the IRS agent is feeling so stupid for letting Bob get to him for 2000 dollars and he's thinking of how he is going to explain this to his wife.
Then Bob says I'll bet you double or nothing that I can stand on your desk and piss in that waste paper basket over there by the door with out getting a single drop anywhere else but in that basket.
The IRS agent knows damn well this is impossible and desperately needs to win his money back so he takes Bobs bet.
So Bob jumps up on the IRS agents desk, pulls out his pecker and pisses all over the IRS agents desk, not even trying to hit the waste paper basket.
Then the IRS agent starts jumpin with joy that he won and is now even with Bob.
Bobs attorney now looks like he is gonna puke and has turnned white as a sheet, so the IRS agent asks him if he's OK.
No I'm not OK replies the Attorney!
Down stairs in the lobby, Bob bet me 20,000 dollars the he could stand up on your desk and piss all over it and that you would be happy about it.
So Bob hires a tax attorney and he and his attorney appear at the IRS hearing the following week.
At the hearing the IRS agent tells Bob that the reason the IRS is auditing him is because he is living a life style well beyond his reported income and asks Bob to explain this.
Bob says he gambles a lot and offers a demonstration to the IRS agent.
Out of curiosity the IRS agent tells him to go ahead.
Bob says I will bet you a 1000 dollars that I can bite my eye ball.
The IRS agent knows damn well no one can bite their own eye ball so he takes the bet.
Then Bob pulls out his glass eye and bites it. As the IRS agent is cussing because he just lost 1000 bucks, Bob says I'll bet you double or nothing that I can bite my other eye.
The IRS agent thinks to himself, it's obvious that Bob can see so there is no way he can have two glass eyes, so he takes the bet.
Then Bob pulls out his false teeth and bites his other eye.
Now the IRS agent is feeling so stupid for letting Bob get to him for 2000 dollars and he's thinking of how he is going to explain this to his wife.
Then Bob says I'll bet you double or nothing that I can stand on your desk and piss in that waste paper basket over there by the door with out getting a single drop anywhere else but in that basket.
The IRS agent knows damn well this is impossible and desperately needs to win his money back so he takes Bobs bet.
So Bob jumps up on the IRS agents desk, pulls out his pecker and pisses all over the IRS agents desk, not even trying to hit the waste paper basket.
Then the IRS agent starts jumpin with joy that he won and is now even with Bob.
Bobs attorney now looks like he is gonna puke and has turnned white as a sheet, so the IRS agent asks him if he's OK.
No I'm not OK replies the Attorney!
Down stairs in the lobby, Bob bet me 20,000 dollars the he could stand up on your desk and piss all over it and that you would be happy about it.
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