Boots On The Ground

[MadDogMarine]

But they are not ours! WTF?

“The US military Pacific Commander, Samuel Locklear, said here Tuesday that a joint humanitarian assistance and disaster relief exercise to be held this month helps improve the relationship between the United States and China.” (Xinhua Agencies, Nov. 6, 2013)

”Locklear told a news briefing that the Pacific Command’s Army component commander in Hawaii has been looking forward to the Nov. 12-14 exercises “for some time”, as the Army will host the People’s Liberation Army soldiers of China to train together in a field environment, simulating humanitarian assistance and disaster relief to a fictional third country.

Chinese troops will have boots on the ground in Hawaii on Tuesday

I really wonder if these communists will be going through TSA screening when they land in Hawai?
Oh, am I bad, those assets are only reserved for the American people.
No need to screen these "friends" of the USA??

China’s military recently deployed an upgraded strategic bomber that will carry the military’s new long-range land attack cruise missile, capable of attacking Hawaii and Guam, according to a draft congressional report.

 

[Railroad]

They should conduct the exercise in the PI right about now.

 

[MadDogMarine]

They should conduct the exercise in the PI right about now.

Ha, that was the plan until they found out the last low bid GI contract for rain ponchos found them full of leaks.(made in China?). The administration was confused because they tested them before the purchase and now realize they only leak when it is raining out so they say it wasn't a total loss. To save money they are working on a way to utilize excess left over condoms from the public school hand out program. They conclude the condoms would make excellent repair patches.

Advocates for Youth National School Condom Availability Clearinghouse has found 418 public schools in the U.S. that make condoms available to students.13
Condoms are made available through different strategies: school nurse, 54 percent; teachers, 52 percent; counselors, 47 percent; other health workers, 29 percent; principals, 27 percent; other school personnel, 13 percent; bowls and baskets, 5 percent; vending machines, 3 percent; and by students, 2 percent.14

School Condom Availability

 

[Railroad]

Ha, that was the plan until they found out the last low bid GI contract for rain ponchos found them full of leaks.(made in China?). The administration was confused because they tested them before the purchase and now realize they only leak when it is raining out so they say it wasn't a total loss. To save money they are working on a way to utilize excess left over condoms from the public school hand out program. They conclude the condoms would make excellent repair patches.

School Condom Availability