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BOP

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Did he have a license? I want to know how the hell you can have a drivers license and not speak english?

In the people's republic of Kalifornia, a trip to the local DMV is instructive.

You go in to the large, open office. in the middle of the space is a box-shaped area made up of counters with the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) folks at the various counters doing their various functions (licenses, titles, and so on).

Around at least 2 of the 3 outer walls are wall-length desks that are there for people coming in to transact business can fill out paperwork, like license applications, and so on. That way, they don't have to take up space at the main counters while filling out paperwork and so on.

What you'll invariably see standing at those outside desks are Hispanics helping each other with the written tests. Since the People's Republic spends what is probably a HUGE amount of money printing every single document in just about every language under the sun, I can only presume one of two things (maybe both) is going on:

a) Juan is taking the written test, but can't read, so his buddy Alberto has to read it to him, or b) he doesn't know the answers, so his buddy Alberto, and the rest of their buddies, are there to answer the questions for him. There is an answer c), which is "both a and b are correct."

I've never seen any other ethnicity do this, though I suppose anything is possible. Did I mention you usually have a lot of time to kill while in the DMV?

Once the written part of the test is done, the People's Republic also ensures that Juan isn't stressed by having to speak the language of the oppressors. They do this by spending HUGE amounts of money every year for interpreters and bi-lingual DMV personnel.

Thus, Juan, and his cousins never have to be emotionally overwrought by having to read or speak in the language of those racist-ass gringos.

Your tax payer dollars at work.
 
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mdff21

Active Member
He can drive and speak no english the same way a person with a suspended or revoked license can drive. They get behind the wheel and go where they want and hope they don't get caught.
 

twinoaks207

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Did he have a license? I want to know how the hell you can have a drivers license and not speak english?

:yeahthat:

In the people's republic of Kalifornia, a trip to the local DMV is instructive.

You go in to the large, open office. in the middle of the space is a box-shaped area made up of counters with the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) folks at the various counters doing their various functions (licenses, titles, and so on).

Around at least 2 of the 3 outer walls are wall-length desks that are there for people coming in to transact business can fill out paperwork, like license applications, and so on. That way, they don't have to take up space at the main counters while filling out paperwork and so on.

What you'll invariably see standing at those outside desks are Hispanics helping each other with the written tests. Since the People's Republic spends what is probably a HUGE amount of money printing every single document in just about every language under the sun, I can only presume one of two things (maybe both) is going on:

a) Juan is taking the written test, but can't read, so his buddy Alberto has to read it to him, or b) he doesn't know the answers, so his buddy Alberto, and the rest of their buddies, are there to answer the questions for him. There is an answer c), which is "both a and b are correct."

I've never seen any other ethnicity do this, though I suppose anything is possible. Did I mention you usually have a lot of time to kill while in the DMV?

Once the written part of the test is done, the People's Republic also ensures that Juan isn't stressed by having to speak the language of the oppressors. They do this by spending HUGE amounts of money every year for interpreters and bi-lingual DMV personnel.

Thus, Juan, and his cousins never have to be emotionally overwrought by having to read or speak in the language of those racist-ass gringos.

Your tax payer dollars at work.

So, when are these wonderful government people going to realize that all of our traffic signs are all in English? :popcorn:
 
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