Breakfast Conversations

[RareBreed]

I had an interesting discussion over my Cocoa Puffs this morning with my 7 and 4 year old. My 7 year old asked me why his weenie went up alittle when girls show him her underwear and my 4 year old informed me that his butt cheeks get bigger when he farts.

What are some interesting "out of the blue" things your kids have told you??

 

[my-thyme]

Boys were 8 and 10...sermon at church was about vocations, so on the way home I asked them who was going to become a priest. Both of them replied "Not me!".

When I asked them why, the oldest said priests couldn't go into bars.

When I asked why they needed to go into bars, the youngest said that bars were where the half-dressed girls could be found!












(Thanks, Dad! I really appreciated your influence!)

 

[ocean733]

My niece saw her father naked and asked her mommy why daddy has a tail in the front.

 

[my-thyme]

My niece saw her father naked and asked her mommy why daddy has a tail in the front.

hahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[toppick08]

My niece saw her father naked and asked her mommy why daddy has a tail in the front.

 

[lil_daisy]

My 6 year old asked about getting hair under his arm pits. I said "yes, you will in a few years or so." Then he asked if it will help his arm fart sounds louder...I siad maybe

Then he had a lightbulb go off over his head. He asked, "will I get hair under my knees?" Then he proceeded to roll on his back and strike up the fart band, his slightly older brother happily joined in.... oy vey!