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Wetnoodle

Wetnoodle

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"Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer."
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
I'm curious...

...why this flood joke out of the blue considering Texas is experiencing a pretty tough drought and part of the state is suffering wild fires as a result?

Did you just open a pack of DNC Dixie cups left over from the Clinton administration or do you write your own material?
 
MysticalMom

MysticalMom

Witchy Woman
Wetnoodle said:
"Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer."
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GROAN! :smack: :razz:
 
Mikeinsmd

Mikeinsmd

New Member
Wetnoodle said:
"Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer."
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JPC's running mate??? :duh: I'm sure JPC laughed.
 
mrweb

mrweb

Iron City
vraiblonde said:
No, Politics is the right place to show how dumb Democrats can be. :yay:
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Yep, its black and white in a Republican world. One Democrat is dumb, so we all are. Hummmmm, Rep. Cunningham is a Republican and a crook by his own admission, therefore all Republicans are crooks, by your analysis.

Sh!t Vrai, I gave you more credit to not stoop to the lowest common denominator.
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
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mrweb said:
Sh!t Vrai, I gave you more credit to not stoop to the lowest common denominator.
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Did you laugh at my cartoon? :tap:

And I'm going to pick on you mercilessly until you grow a thicker skin and get a sense of humor. It worked so well for Tonio and BK, I think I might patent my technique.

Plus, if Democrats didn't act so dumb, I wouldn't call them dumb. So there. :razz:
 
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
mrweb said:
Hummmmm, Rep. Cunningham is a Republican and a crook by his own admission, therefore all Republicans are crooks, by your analysis.
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No, it's the Democrat's analysis that all Republicans are crooks.


Because Democrats are as big as demogogues as Republicans are, and they are very much subject Black-And-White sight as are Republicans when it suits their agenda.

They're just much more sneaky and hypocritical about it.
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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Toxick said:
No, it's the Democrat's analysis that all Republicans are crooks.
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Culture of corruption and all :rolleyes:

Here's a funny story that was on Brit Hume Special Report last night:

Nancy Pelosi put together a team to investigate the "Republican Culture of Corruption" and put James Clyburn (SC Dem) in charge of it, citing his "committment to a high ethical standard".

Well.

It turns out that Clyburn took a pleasure trip a few years back to some Pacific island and it was paid for by none other than....


Drum roll, please


Jack Abramoff!

:roflmao:
 
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
vraiblonde said:
citing his "committment to a high ethical standard".

Well.

It turns out that Clyburn took a pleasure trip a few years back to some Pacific island and it was paid for by none other than....


Drum roll, please


Jack Abramoff!

:roflmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
SAHRAB

SAHRAB

This is fun right?
vraiblonde said:
Culture of corruption and all :rolleyes:

Here's a funny story that was on Brit Hume Special Report last night:

Nancy Pelosi put together a team to investigate the "Republican Culture of Corruption" and put James Clyburn (SC Dem) in charge of it, citing his "committment to a high ethical standard".

Well.

It turns out that Clyburn took a pleasure trip a few years back to some Pacific island and it was paid for by none other than....


Drum roll, please


Jack Abramoff!

:roflmao:
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Wasnt she the one that had to pay a bunch of FEC fines?
 
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