FancyBelle
I'm 2 old 2 die young!
NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew!
This announcement follow ed Gordon's decision to take
advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem
youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary as to how unemployed youths from Harlem
were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds
without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew
could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth
of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent
and bold move by Gordon's management team as most
races are won or lost in the pits.
However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under
6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the
paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car
to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some
photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
This announcement follow ed Gordon's decision to take
advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem
youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary as to how unemployed youths from Harlem
were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds
without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew
could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth
of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent
and bold move by Gordon's management team as most
races are won or lost in the pits.
However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under
6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the
paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car
to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some
photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
you had me at first!