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GregV814

Well-Known Member
Timing is everything.
1) If A.O.C, Kamalama et.al can be frontrunners in the improved DNC, dammit, well then, I NOW HAVE MY SHOT! Ever since I was the first runner up for 5th grade class president, I've wanted to be a leader, yup. Now is my chance. I have no chance pursuing that as a hetero, white old man Republican in Murlin, so, its about time to change before I get too old. But I aint goin' homo. I now identify as a M.O.C. , Independant, 27 year old PolySci grad student.

2) My rallying point and target group will be a combination of teenagers under 22, (that cant be charged with any crimes), and the over 55 crowd who are used to the good old days. We've all seen the legislation forbidding teens under 22 to be charged with any crime except some murders, (if the victim was a GBiLXQ) thus perplexing those 55 and over. But here's the switch... Those over 55 don't have as much spending cash, plus TRUMPS failed policies, and Dodge, and Elon's "isms" make life tough. SO, I am proposing anyone over 55 can shoplift without fear of prosecution or even going thru a security checkpoint at any POS! ( point of sales) Huh, Huh, smart!!
AND I will appoint a commission to study the implications of free medications for all, FREE DEPENDS, METAMUCIL and add anti noise ordinances after 8:30 pm! I will have ABC cancel Gay Jeopardy/Wheel of Fortune and bring back the original formats with Mike Rowe as emcee.

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Tech

Well-Known Member
Joe has been saying he wants to get back into politics, maybe he can run your campaign. 5th grade is the sweet spot in his demographics.
 

glhs837

Power with Control
Hol up.....

M.O.C.?

Dislike Squinting GIF
 

gary_webb

Damned glad to meet you
I will have ABC cancel Gay Jeopardy/Wheel of Fortune and bring back the original formats with Mike Rowe as emcee.
Be a pal a put in a good word for my new TV pilots.

Days of Our Lives in Jeopardy

and

Catherine Wheel of Misfortune.

They're fresh Dog!
 
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