BREAKING NEWS!!!

GregV814

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In these troubling times, unstable times, a convention of elite Democratic think tanks, alarmed by the underreported rise in fatal automobile accidents, has concluded and recommended that each conveyance, be it private or commercial, be outfitted with octagon shaped tires. This simple adaptation should reduce the operating speed of vehicular traffic to a "reasonable" speed, thus "reducing the likelihood of accidental deaths", said spokeshuman Dr. Ali-Nader Rasmandu .
The Biden/Harris team immediately grasped the proclamation, and attacked President Trump's failure to incorporate the adaptation.
Gavin Newsome, quickly extended the threshold to include railway and airliner tires. "This is a new day", he said. "Wheels have been around and roundy since the 70's and like sooo old fashioned" said AOC.
"Women , children and minorities will not suffer the consequences as they have not even been allowed to drive because of stupid old Trump" said Maxine Waters.

This story is still unfolding, ...
 

Tech

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Didn't Mythbusters disprove this with their square wheel test? Go fast enough it all smooths out.
 

GregV814

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This just in!!!

Governor FatLarry has just ordered 140,000 pentagon shaped tires from Uncle, Mr. Cho, South Korea's major tire producer to be stored in Luray Caverns to stop the President from stealing them. Unsure if pentagon shaped tires will perform on cars and trucks, the Governor quipped, "It was a good deal".

Not to be outdone, Mayor Bowser has ordered all whitewall conventional tires to be burned at Lafayette Black Lives Matters Park. Masks are optional citing her previous statement that government matters are mandatory, as in John Lewis' funeral, (pony show).

Governor Northam, ahead of the curve, mandated all tires be waxed with a product called TIRE BLACK, in a move to appease.
 

Kyle

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