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Biden Announces He Has Secured Pinky Promise From Hamas Not To Use $100 Million For Terrorism
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After authorizing $100 million dollars for humanitarian aid in Gaza, President Biden assured Israel and other allies that he has received a pinky promise from Hamas that they won't use the money for terrorism.
"That's the strongest promise there is," Biden reminded reporters who questioned him on the matter. "They even put sugar on top and said 'Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.' There is no stronger guarantee that this money will be put to good use helping innocent Palestinians instead of making homemade rockets to murder people with. It's all ok, folks!"
Biden then tripped on a nearby sandbag and broke 23 bones, forcing him to call a lid for the day.
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After authorizing $100 million dollars for humanitarian aid in Gaza, President Biden assured Israel and other allies that he has received a pinky promise from Hamas that they won't use the money for terrorism.
"That's the strongest promise there is," Biden reminded reporters who questioned him on the matter. "They even put sugar on top and said 'Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.' There is no stronger guarantee that this money will be put to good use helping innocent Palestinians instead of making homemade rockets to murder people with. It's all ok, folks!"
Biden then tripped on a nearby sandbag and broke 23 bones, forcing him to call a lid for the day.
Biden Announces He Has Secured Pinky Promise From Hamas Not To Use $100 Million For Terrorism
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After authorizing $100 million dollars for humanitarian aid in Gaza, President Biden assured Israel and other allies that he has received a pinky promise from Hamas that they won't use the money for terrorism.
babylonbee.com