GregV814
Well-Known Member
As storms pummel Southern California, storms that are historic in Nature, (some say of Biblical proportions), Joe was awakened. In response, he will travel to Studio City this morning, after Tooney and Me, and with a backdrop from the 1960 Movie Exodus, will 1) proclaim a State of disaster, 2) immediately authorize $120 Million for the specific welfare of visiting immigrants, 3) offer them immediate Citizenship and 4) buy an ice cream cone. He will also sign an Executive Order, a cease and desist mandate, for the storms to halt!