Breaking up ain't so hard to do

[Monello]

I'm so over him/her

I hope this thread doesn't give anyone any ideas.

Please feel free to add your own real-life experiences. TIA

 

[Gilligan]

A lot of very solid reasons....it seemed to me.

 

[lucky_bee]

When I left my ex who I'd been living with and everything after 3 years, my large Italian family liked to joke that I should've known he was a putz from the beginning when he told me he hated red sauce/marinara

 

[RareBreed]

I could use the big head/small body one or the slow walker one for my husband if we separated.

 

[Monello]

he hated red sauce/marinara

Don't you mean gravy?

 

[Chris0nllyn]

"It was like dating the f**king cookie monster".

 

[lucky_bee]

Don't you mean gravy?

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[Merlin99]

"It was like dating the f**king cookie monster".

"She held her fork overhand". Was he dating a six year old?

 

[KDENISE977]

I once dumped a guy I was dating because he sneezed really loud and obnoxious... sorry dude but you gots to go... Now, my husband says he can hear my sneezes even when he's outside in the yard

 

[GURPS]

I once dumped a guy I was dating because he sneezed really loud and obnoxious... sorry dude but you gots to go... Now, my husband says he can hear my sneezes even when he's outside in the yard

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