A girl goes to her boyfriends house for supper and to meet his family for the first time. As they are sitting at the table enjoying a scrumptious dinner, the girl begins to feel a bit of gastronomical discomfort from the broccoli salad. She sucks it u, and manages to release just a tiny poof of a fart. T he father hears it, and says to the dog lying at her feet and says "Skippy!".
The girl is relieved, but a few minutes latter she again feels another one coming on, so, so lets out a just a bit bigger one. The father says "Come on, Skippy!"
A few minutes later the girl, feeling a bit more confident, lets a good one rip. The father looks at the dog and says "Darn it, Skippy, move before she craps all over you".
Ba dum bump.....
The girl is relieved, but a few minutes latter she again feels another one coming on, so, so lets out a just a bit bigger one. The father says "Come on, Skippy!"
A few minutes later the girl, feeling a bit more confident, lets a good one rip. The father looks at the dog and says "Darn it, Skippy, move before she craps all over you".
Ba dum bump.....