To remind Americans that nothing's too sacred for shameless corporate self-promotion, the King of Beers is currently seeking federal approval for a new label that would let it swap Budweiser with the word America. The Über-patriotic redo would just be for the summer, Ad Age reports. While there's no bald eagle, it does include other 'Murica must-haves like the lyrics to the entire national anthem and phrases like "E Pluribus Unum," "Liberty & Justice for All," and "Indivisible Since 1776," which, while true of the U.S., doesn't apply to Bud since the company's barely half that old. Maybe most hilarious, the seal up top that gloats about the beer's global reach (the words Europe, Australia, Asia, and Africa appear around the crest) now just reads "The United States of America," basically one-third of one continent.
