Building Permit

Gilligan

#*! boat!
PREMO Member
Some have asked what I'm going to be
doing in retirement. Well, I applied for
a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide,
with 12 gun turrets at various heights,
and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood. It would have parking
for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it
bog green with pink trim.

Planning and zoning told me; “Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.

Work starts on Monday.
 

Retrodeb54

Surely you jest ...
Some have asked what I'm going to be
doing in retirement. Well, I applied for
a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide,
with 12 gun turrets at various heights,
and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood. It would have parking
for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it
bog green with pink trim.

Planning and zoning told me; “Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.

Work starts on Monday.

Plan on a delay, its going to snow Monday. :(

:coffee:
 
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