Buk Buk Buk

vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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A chicken walked into the library and up to the librarian's desk. "How may I help you?" asked the librarian. "Buk buk buk," replied the chicken.

"Hmmm," thought the librarian, "This chicken must want three books." So she gave the chicken three books, and he happily walked out with them.

A few minutes later, the chicken was back, "Buk buk buk." So the librarian gave him three more books, and the chicken left again.

Not long after, the chicken came back into the library, quite agitated. "Buk buk BUKKK!" he exclaimed.

The librarian, suspicious now, gave the chicken three more books. Then she followed the chicken when he left. The chicken stopped at a pond and the librarian, hiding behind a tree, saw the chicken throw the books into the water. Moments later, a frog hopped out of the pond and threw the books back at the chicken:

"Rrredit. Rrredit. Rrredit."
 
jetmonkey

jetmonkey

New Member
Sounds like a #### and bullfrog story to me.
vraiblonde said:
A chicken walked into the library and up to the librarian's desk. "How may I help you?" asked the librarian. "Buk buk buk," replied the chicken.

"Hmmm," thought the librarian, "This chicken must want three books." So she gave the chicken three books, and he happily walked out with them.

A few minutes later, the chicken was back, "Buk buk buk." So the librarian gave him three more books, and the chicken left again.

Not long after, the chicken came back into the library, quite agitated. "Buk buk BUKKK!" he exclaimed.

The librarian, suspicious now, gave the chicken three more books. Then she followed the chicken when he left. The chicken stopped at a pond and the librarian, hiding behind a tree, saw the chicken throw the books into the water. Moments later, a frog hopped out of the pond and threw the books back at the chicken:

"Rrredit. Rrredit. Rrredit."
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Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
...

At an evening performance, a famous Shakespearean actor was delivering Hamlet's soliloquy to the packed theatre. As he strode back and forth across the old wooden floor, a termite-riddled board suddenly snapped, and the famous actor fell out of sight into the basement of the theatre. His fellow actors were not concerned, however. They knew that he was just going through a stage.

:lol:

From my wannabe actor daughter.
 
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