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rdonthehd
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There I was spending a lovely day shopping at Target after having found the perfect pair of high heels when I spot a note on my windshield. "OH," I thought, "someone I haven't seen in a long time has left me a hello note." I wish. Instead I found a hastily written memo protesting one of my many bumper stickers that reads "work harder, millions on welfare depend on you"
Here is the note:
"How about changing 'work harder thousands on welfare etc. ' to ' $5 billion a month for a war for which there was never any solid evidence of justification i.e. wepons <I interject here to point out that this person can not spell> of mass destruction or a link to 9/11'. Why can't you quit shitting on the poor and worry about 100,000 civilian deaths? Why can't you ask why we aren't investing in education and health care for the underpriveliged and unisured? Why? nationalism? greed?"
I wish this person would have left some sort of contact information so we could continue our one sided discussion properly. But since he/she didn't, I will retort here by saying a few things. One, IT'S A FREAKIN' BUMPER STICKER!! They are designed to get your attention, not prove that the owner of it is right. So it did it's job, good little bumper sticker. Second, I served in the military long enough to realize that I put my life on the line for people like you to be able to make comments like yours without worry of prosecution or penalization. Third, I do support people that deserve to be on welfare, i.e. the mentally or physically disabled, the elderly etc. However, I do not support able bodied people that take advantage of this system. So, you see, my simple bumper sticker serves two fold; to poke fun at the lazy advantage taker-ofers and also to support the deserving. The narrow minded note-leaver obviously did not think of the latter part of my comment or else they would be able to find their sense of humor which is probably up their a$$ where their head is and leave my windshield alone!
I definitely have to put on my other bumper stickers now, one of which reads "I love Jesus, tastes like chicken" and see how many people get their panties in a bunch over that one!
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Here is the note:
"How about changing 'work harder thousands on welfare etc. ' to ' $5 billion a month for a war for which there was never any solid evidence of justification i.e. wepons <I interject here to point out that this person can not spell> of mass destruction or a link to 9/11'. Why can't you quit shitting on the poor and worry about 100,000 civilian deaths? Why can't you ask why we aren't investing in education and health care for the underpriveliged and unisured? Why? nationalism? greed?"
I wish this person would have left some sort of contact information so we could continue our one sided discussion properly. But since he/she didn't, I will retort here by saying a few things. One, IT'S A FREAKIN' BUMPER STICKER!! They are designed to get your attention, not prove that the owner of it is right. So it did it's job, good little bumper sticker. Second, I served in the military long enough to realize that I put my life on the line for people like you to be able to make comments like yours without worry of prosecution or penalization. Third, I do support people that deserve to be on welfare, i.e. the mentally or physically disabled, the elderly etc. However, I do not support able bodied people that take advantage of this system. So, you see, my simple bumper sticker serves two fold; to poke fun at the lazy advantage taker-ofers and also to support the deserving. The narrow minded note-leaver obviously did not think of the latter part of my comment or else they would be able to find their sense of humor which is probably up their a$$ where their head is and leave my windshield alone!
I definitely have to put on my other bumper stickers now, one of which reads "I love Jesus, tastes like chicken" and see how many people get their panties in a bunch over that one!
The end
But now I get it.
