Bumper Stickers You Probably Missed Because You Were Driving So Fast..

[jazz lady]

*probably a repeat. If it is,

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Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba
The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
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Your Proctologist Called.... He Found Your head.
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[bdh802]

Here are some more

PETA-People Easting Tasty Animals

Work Harder-Millions on Welfare depend on you

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier.

BEER-Helping white guys dance since 1842

Your Proctologist called. He found your head

Annoy a Liberal-Work Hard, succeed and be happy

Annoy a Liberal and Save Money-Shop at Wal-Mart

Politicians and Diapers need to be changed for the same reason

Can you hear my middle finger over those blaring speakers

If you lived in your car, You'd be home now

If you are going to burn the American flag, wrap yourself in it first

I'm the Boss! My wife said I could be.

This definitely wasn't one of my three wishes

www.GETOFFMYASS.com

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

My wife says I don't listen to her, or something like that

Have a nice day!

 

[Tigerlily]

My favorite:

My child is inmate of the month at the county jail.

 

[jazz lady]

My favorite:

My child is inmate of the month at the county jail.

You must be so proud.

 

[Tigerlily]

You must be so proud.

I got it from a friend and put it on a car magnet. It's on the bar manager's truck at the Legion for now.

 

[ememdee19]

My mom had one for the longest that read:

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?