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justhangn
Guest
- Boldly going nowhere.
- Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
- CATS -- The other white meat.
- Don't be sexist -- broads hate that.
- I'm an imbecile and I vote.
- Money Isn't Everything... But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
- WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.
- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me, not you!
- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
- Save Your Breath...you'll need it to blow up your date!
- Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
- Grow your own dope, plant a man.
- All men are animals, some just make better pets.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- All men are idiots... I married their King.
- The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
- IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
- Out of my mind... back in five minutes.
- Where there's a will... I want to be in it.
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
- Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
- CATS -- The other white meat.
- Don't be sexist -- broads hate that.
- I'm an imbecile and I vote.
- Money Isn't Everything... But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
- WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.
- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me, not you!
- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
- Save Your Breath...you'll need it to blow up your date!
- Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
- Grow your own dope, plant a man.
- All men are animals, some just make better pets.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- All men are idiots... I married their King.
- The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
- IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
- Out of my mind... back in five minutes.
- Where there's a will... I want to be in it.
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.