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justhangn

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- Boldly going nowhere.

- Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

- CATS -- The other white meat.

- Don't be sexist -- broads hate that.

- I'm an imbecile and I vote.

- Money Isn't Everything... But it sure keeps the kids in touch.

- WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.

- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me, not you!

- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

- Save Your Breath...you'll need it to blow up your date!

- Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

- Grow your own dope, plant a man.

- All men are animals, some just make better pets.

- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

- I need someone really bad... are you really bad?

- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

- All men are idiots... I married their King.

- The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

- IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

- Out of my mind... back in five minutes.

- Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
 
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