Burglar!!! - Do Not Open The Attachment Yet

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DO NOT OPEN THE ATTACHMENT YET


THE BURGLAR

I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.


I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC, SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND
CHAMBERED A ROUND. I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL TO THE BACK
DOOR.


I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.


I OPENED THE DOOR AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE
SCREEN.


I TURNED THE CORNER AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE


I YELLED HANDS UP!!! AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME.................



NOW OPEN THE ATTACHMENT...

 

[justhangn]

What a puzz.

 

[Sharon]

Originally posted by johndoug
SHOOT IT, and drag it in the house.

No need to waste a bullet when you can send in the dog to do the job.