Business idea: transgender pet services

UglyBear

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You know all those hippie freaks who declared that their poor cat or dog decided to be vegan gluten-free, when that was all the rage?
And some enterprising soul made money off those fools by selling them fair-trade, vegan, non-gmo, blah blah blah pet food?
Well, get in on the future action: transgender pets! No longer will it be fashionable just to have a transgender kid, now they will declare their pets transgender or even trans-species, and there’s money to be made off those fools too!
 

Sneakers

Just sneakin' around....
You know all those hippie freaks who declared that their poor cat or dog decided to be vegan gluten-free, when that was all the rage?
And some enterprising soul made money off those fools by selling them fair-trade, vegan, non-gmo, blah blah blah pet food?
Well, get in on the future action: transgender pets! No longer will it be fashionable just to have a transgender kid, now they will declare their pets transgender or even trans-species, and there’s money to be made off those fools too!
I would not be surprised if it's already happening.
 

UglyBear

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I would not be surprised if it's already happening.
After extensive research, market analysis and consultation with the experts (a single search in DuckDuckGo), it was determined:
  1. this thread was the fourth search result, yay!
  2. there’s only one story from The Guardian that claims dog sex reassignment surgery, and it really Was to fix a hermaphroditism that was causing dog discomfort when peeing
  3. some Vets who are worse than Hitler are claiming that pets don’t have enough awareness of gender to warrant such surgery
Conclusion: zero competition, the market is ripe and barriers to entry are low. Get in on the ground floor!
 

vraiblonde

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You know all those hippie freaks who declared that their poor cat or dog decided to be vegan gluten-free, when that was all the rage?
And some enterprising soul made money off those fools by selling them fair-trade, vegan, non-gmo, blah blah blah pet food?
Well, get in on the future action: transgender pets! No longer will it be fashionable just to have a transgender kid, now they will declare their pets transgender or even trans-species, and there’s money to be made off those fools too!
BRILLIANT! Repackage Old Roy in boho bags, declare it specially formulated for your trans dog, price it at $200 for a 5 lb bag, make a fortune.

:thewave:
 

spr1975wshs

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there’s only one story from The Guardian that claims dog sex reassignment surgery, and it really Was to fix a hermaphroditism that was causing dog discomfort when peeing
I know of a couple male cats who had similar surgery, but due to chronic blockages in the urethra.
 
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