business opportunity...

[GregV814]

I am thinking of opening a storefront near the Courthouse selling a small selection items that would guarantee the consumer some cash...with, of course the assistance of an ambulance chasing lawyer... I need investors...

A departure from the norm, let me spell out my business platform. Here's what I intend to sell initially:

1) MAGA baseball hats and T shirts
2) bottles of Round Up
3) Baby powder
4) cigarettes/tobacco products

These items, when used will, WILL cause injury to the purchaser. My store will be near several law offices and I will offer free business cards of each of their offices included with the sales receipt. Buy my products, wear the T shirt or hat to any Starbucks and reap the personal award for being assaulted or harassed!!!

You get the picture...

 

[TPD]

I am thinking of opening a storefront near the Courthouse selling a small selection items that would guarantee the consumer some cash...with, of course the assistance of an ambulance chasing lawyer... I need investors...

A departure from the norm, let me spell out my business platform. Here's what I intend to sell initially:

1) MAGA baseball hats and T shirts
2) bottles of Round Up
3) Baby powder
4) cigarettes/tobacco products

These items, when used will, WILL cause injury to the purchaser. My store will be near several law offices and I will offer free business cards of each of their offices included with the sales receipt. Buy my products, wear the T shirt or hat to any Starbucks and reap the personal award for being assaulted or harassed!!!

You get the picture...

Are you selling franchises? I would like to buy in to open a shop on SMC campus.

 

[Kyle]

I am thinking of opening a storefront near the Courthouse selling a small selection items that would guarantee the consumer some cash...with, of course the assistance of an ambulance chasing lawyer... I need investors...

A departure from the norm, let me spell out my business platform. Here's what I intend to sell initially:

1) MAGA baseball hats and T shirts
2) bottles of Round Up
3) Baby powder
4) cigarettes/tobacco products

These items, when used will, WILL cause injury to the purchaser. My store will be near several law offices and I will offer free business cards of each of their offices included with the sales receipt. Buy my products, wear the T shirt or hat to any Starbucks and reap the personal award for being assaulted or harassed!!!

You get the picture...

If you'd like to partner, I'm contemplating the purchase on a warehouse closeout of NOS 70's era Lawn Darts.

 

[stgislander]

I am thinking of opening a storefront near the Courthouse selling a small selection items that would guarantee the consumer some cash...with, of course the assistance of an ambulance chasing lawyer... I need investors...

A departure from the norm, let me spell out my business platform. Here's what I intend to sell initially:

1) MAGA baseball hats and T shirts
2) bottles of Round Up
3) Baby powder
4) cigarettes/tobacco products

These items, when used will, WILL cause injury to the purchaser. My store will be near several law offices and I will offer free business cards of each of their offices included with the sales receipt. Buy my products, wear the T shirt or hat to any Starbucks and reap the personal award for being assaulted or harassed!!!

You get the picture...

It's gotta be talcum powder.