Busted For Driving With One Hand

Xbox360

Xbox360

Major Nelson is my hero
Busted For Driving With One Hand - May 19, 2009

Busted For Driving With One Hand
Cops: Truckers spotted West Virginia motorist holding the stick
MAY 19--Driving to see his girlfriend Sunday evening, Andrew Jones recalled being "excited" about their approaching rendezvous. Which might explain why Jones, 34, was allegedly masturbating while supposedly "talking dirty" to the woman on the phone (while simultaneously piloting his 2002 Chrysler Sebring). Of course, that doesn't really explain why the West Virginia man was wearing women's underwear and stockings at the time. Jones was busted by a state trooper after two separate truckers called 911 to report seeing a motorist "masturbating while driving." Jones, seen in the mug shot at right, was charged with indecent exposure and drug possession (a bag of methamphetamine and a pipe were found in his car), according to the below misdemeanor criminal complaint. (4 pages)
Click to expand...
 
ImnoMensa

ImnoMensa

New Member
I cannot make a proper judgement on this guy without a picture of the lovely wench he was having a conversation with.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top