Butternut Squash

[wittykitty]

Do not feel up either variety in the grocery store. You'll get odd looks. Or possibly a date. Could go either way.

Not gonna lie..
I squeeze the whole stack before I choose one.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Do not feel up either variety in the grocery store. You'll get odd looks. Or possibly a date. Could go either way.

Several years back I saw a woman at SFW buying nothing but a cucumber and a tube of KY Jelly.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Are we talking English Cucumber, or the fat garden variety?

English, they are usually wrapped for your protection.

 

[RoseRed]

Several years back I saw a woman at SFW buying nothing but a cucumber and a tube of KY Jelly.

Poor BuddyLee.

 

[wittykitty]

Several years back I saw a woman at SFW buying nothing but a cucumber and a tube of KY Jelly.

See?? You noticed this woman’s purchase. Exactly why I couldn’t be seen with the butternut.

 

[SailorGirl]

Several years back I saw a woman at SFW buying nothing but a cucumber and a tube of KY Jelly.

5'2", brown hair, blue eyes?

 

[PeoplesElbow]

See?? You noticed this woman’s purchase. Exactly why I couldn’t be seen with the butternut.

Only noticed because that was all she had. I made a purchase at a drug store of a box of wine and pack of condoms once and the cashier said "you have a good night" and gave me a wink

 

[PeoplesElbow]

5'2", brown hair, blue eyes?

If I remember correctly she was a pretty attractive blonde, I started to introduce myself but didn't.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Yepper, sure do. Luckily those things don’t look like they have balls attached.

Would you buy this? https://forums.somd.com/threads/fake-meat-bad.361291/

 

[wittykitty]

Would you buy this? https://forums.somd.com/threads/fake-meat-bad.361291/

that poor lil wanna-be sausage isn’t good for anything at all.

 

[limblips]

I haven't been following this thread because butternut squash can only be discussed so much. Today I noticed there were 17 pages of comments so I checked it out. You pervs have not disappointed! Thanks for the laughs.

Now along the squash topic. They are hard to find locally, I would try the Amish and the higher end purveyors but my favorite squash is a Hubbard. There are a few varieties my favorites are the green or blue. The shell is like iron so rather than try to cut it I drop it on the corner of the brick steps. Break it into chunks and steam to soften the meat and scoop it off the shell. Here's a few recipes< https://www.yummly.com/recipes/hubbard-squash

A real upside to a Hubbard for some of you is that it doesn't look like a Richard.

 

[SailorGirl]

I haven't been following this thread because butternut squash can only be discussed so much. Today I noticed there were 17 pages of comments so I checked it out. You pervs have not disappointed! Thanks for the laughs.

Now along the squash topic. They are hard to find locally, I would try the Amish and the higher end purveyors but my favorite squash is a Hubbard. There are a few varieties my favorites are the green or blue. The shell is like iron so rather than try to cut it I drop it on the corner of the brick steps. Break it into chunks and steam to soften the meat and scoop it off the shell. Here's a few recipes< https://www.yummly.com/recipes/hubbard-squash

A real upside to a Hubbard for some of you is that it doesn't look like a Richard.

How is that a plus?

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Found these horse cucumbers today.