I used to have a boat I called the "C"/Sea-ward.
I used to love to take the Seaward out. Nothing beat riding the Seaward.
But it started to get barnacles on the bottom and became a bit stinky and dilapidated even though I paid TONS of money to try and keep it afloat, but alas I had to trade the old Seaward in for a newer model.
I called that one the Golddigging Whore.
Couldn't get rid of it fast enough.