Teacher Bill Morgan walks into his third-grade class wearing a black Pilgrim hat made of construction paper and begins snatching up pencils, backpacks and glue sticks from his pupils. He tells them the items now belong to him because he "discovered" them.
I can see his point, but...
I hope there's an extremely bright 3rd grader who asks him if he's ready to give his (high $$$ dollar) real estate property in California back to the Mexicans.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,231159,00.html