Can you imagine.....

[GregV814]

Biden praises Queen Elizabeth's 'kindness' during call with King Charles III​

JB: Hello, hello, operator this is Joe, get Chuck on the "telly"

Hello?? Chuck, how ya doin' bub....did I get cha off the "hoppy" as you Limeys say?? Sorry 'bout that....Hey, how's Mom? OH!!!! my bad...geeezus... Ya know I remember when she was a little girl and would be splashing water at the pool...Me and Cornpop would chase her around and tug her pig Tails.... OH!! My bad again... couldnt be, she's older than the hills.....oooops, was older than the hills... Hey Chuck, why you guy drive on the wrong side of the road? And them fellas in Austria, will they let ya pet their kangaroos????


Hold on Chuck, Jill wants to take the phone..... Hello!!?? Hello!!??

 

[Kyle]

 

[StmarysCity79]

"I wrote this out, and it's very close to my heart. Because I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen down at 7/11 — down at the World Trade Center right after it came down. And I saw the greatest people I've ever seen in action. I saw the bravest people I've ever seen."

Trump told reporters, "I hope they now go and take a look at the oranges, the oranges of the investigation, the beginnings of that investigation."

he told reporters, Americans were getting "one million eight hundred and seventy thousand million tests."

“It has not been easy for me ... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.”

10 of Trump's most embarrassing gaffes

Trump is attacking Biden’s verbal slip-up — but here are 10 of his own embarrassing gaffes

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