Canada admits that Celine Dion is part of a plot to destroy America

[Tonio]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/29/AR2005122901412.html

Etzinger, the Canadian Embassy spokesman, isn't worried about an American invasion because Canada has a secret weapon -- actually thousands of secret weapons. "We've got thousands of Canadians in the U.S. right now, in place secretly," he said. "They could be on your street. We've sent people like Celine Dion and Mike Myers to secretly infiltrate American society."

Well, we still have Kathie Lee Gifford in our arsenal. If we beamed one of her syrupy Christmas specials over the border, the Canadians would surrender quicker than you can say, "Oh, Reege!"

 

[canuk woman]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/29/AR2005122901412.html


Well, we still have Kathie Lee Gifford in our arsenal. If we beamed one of her syrupy Christmas specials over the border, the Canadians would surrender quicker than you can say, "Oh, Reege!"

Good one tell me another.