Cap’n Crunch exposed as a Liar and a Fraud

[Misfit]

Today I Learned - Cap'n Crunch is a Liar and a Fraud | FoodbeastFoodbeast

My whole life has just been shattered into a pile of stale cereal crumbs.

Seriously, guys. Your design team had one job. You couldn’t have at least gotten the old man’s uniform right? Now, adults and children alike are lamenting the fact that the cheery Santa Claus in a blue Napoleon hat is really just a big, fat LIAR. Yes, my fellow Foodbeasts, the “Cap’n” is really just a “Commander” in disguise.

 

[ICit]

 

[migtig]

I don't believe it. You lie.

 

[slotpuppy]

He helped me join team fatty. I hate the cap'n.

 

[Misfit]

He helped me join team fatty. I hate the cap'n.

That is mutinous talk. You shall be confined then court martialed.

 

[Beta]

It looks like his ultimate goal is to become Captain. I was just looking at Captain crunch pictures, and there's an old school box where he was just a Lieutenant Commander. So he's climbing the ranks.

 

[migtig]

When in command of a naval vessel, a person is entitled to be addressed as “Captain".

I looked it up.

 

[Beta]

When in command of a naval vessel, a person is entitled to be addressed as “Captain".

I looked it up.

true story. Hell, all of his cereal pieces float in milk. He has a freakin armada of naval vessels. Maybe he should be promoted.

 

[Ken King]

One doesn't have to hold the rank of Captain to be a ship's captain.

Now wipe the milk off your chin.

 

[Rt235]

Today I Learned - Cap'n Crunch is a Liar and a Fraud | FoodbeastFoodbeast

My whole life has just been shattered into a pile of stale cereal crumbs.

Seriously, guys. Your design team had one job. You couldn’t have at least gotten the old man’s uniform right? Now, adults and children alike are lamenting the fact that the cheery Santa Claus in a blue Napoleon hat is really just a big, fat LIAR. Yes, my fellow Foodbeasts, the “Cap’n” is really just a “Commander” in disguise.

You are aware that this figure is a CARTOON with 3 fingers and a thumb on each hand and SOME images show him with only TWO stripes? (Lt.)
Grow up and grow a set....he is a CARTOON!!!!

 

[Misfit]

You are aware that this figure is a CARTOON with 3 fingers and a thumb on each hand and SOME images show him with only TWO stripes? (Lt.)
Grow up and grow a set....he is a CARTOON!!!!

 

[Freefaller]

Anyone notice

That his eyebrows are on his hat?

 

[migtig]

That his eyebrows are on his hat?

It's because of the great milk explosion in '03. He's disabled. You shouldn't make fun of anybody with a disable.

 

[Misfit]

Soggies suck!

 

[Beta]

You are aware that this figure is a CARTOON with 3 fingers and a thumb on each hand and SOME images show him with only TWO stripes? (Lt.)
Grow up and grow a set....he is a CARTOON!!!!

He was quoting the article. Either way, who cares -- it's a joke. Don't be psycho.

 

[slotpuppy]

There is a rumor the the cap'n and lucky from lucky charms are lovers.

 

[NorthBeachPerso]

There is a rumor the the cap'n and lucky from lucky charms are lovers.

I don't think either one is in the Air Force. I could be wrong.

 

[dontknowwhy]

Hell...none of the dee by gawd cap'ns in this county even wear a uniform...