Caption This (2FER Tuesday)

[BigSlam123b]

 

[Mikeinsmd]

#1. They'll never catch me. I have to get a nice lady unstuck.....
#2. Where is that damned "Tricycle Towing Company" I called??

 

[Kizzy]

#1. Ahhh, after taking matters in my own hands, a taxi shows up.
#2. Maybe, I shouldn't put make-up on while driving.

 

[Railroad]

Left: "Oh, yeah?! You, too, fella!!"

Right: Reason number 56 why Daddy shouldn't buy his little girl an expensive sports car.

 

[starr]

Little boy: "I think I can, I think I can"

Stupid Lady: Last time I forget to tip Valet parking

 

[Ken King]

#1 - Who's Lance Armstrong?
#2 - Did it rain while I was peeing?

 

[Tomcat]

1- Well F###you too A$$hole
2-Finding your car in the parking lot at the Rail after a rain storm