Caption This (Thursday)......

[BigSlam123b]

 

[Pete]

"Despite orders from police, Sparx refused to come out of character, during a protest of McDonalds non-union policy. AFL-CIO representatives had no comment."

 

[Sharon]

Breaking news...

Ronald McDonald is arrested after toxicology tests verify why kids are so addicted to Happy meals.

 

[aps45819]

McDonalds announced today that Ronald would no longer be their spoksman following his arrest for public drunkeness. His spoksman said Ronald was scheduled to enter the Betty Ford Clinic following his arrainment.

 

[tlatchaw]

We don' lahk yer kine aroun' here, Mistuh. Jeb, bring the rope!

 

[Pete]

Having been warned by his Doctor repeatedly about the dangers of taking too much Viagra, Otter learned first hand when the rigidity spread to the rest of his body. Here he is seen being assisted to the ambulance by paramedics. When asked about the Ronald McDonald costume he replied "No comment"

 

[fddog]

But i was chasing the hamburgler

 

[Agee]

But officer its not what you think. Me and Hamburgler were just checking out each others happy meal.

 

[Ken King]

Ronald: "I want that sandwich damnit. I'm tired of Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggetts, and those damn Happy Meals. Just let me have one regular sandwich."
Cops: "No effen way Bigfoot."

 

[Hello6]

But George Michael said that he'd show me the Home of the Whopper!

 

[Pete]

"Jared of the Subway comercial fame is aprehended in a Ronal McDonald costume trying to score a Big Mac."

 

[Jared]

You are real funny. Keep your day job, you will starve if you go into comedy.

 

[danceintherain]

Officers, It was SpongeBob

 

[likitysplit]

This just in "Michael Jackson is taken into custody after impersonating a well known icon in the hamburger business". "This is an all too familiar situation" athorities said after revealing that Mr. Jackson had been apprehended at a local dry cleaners a few days after Christmas while turning in a stained Santa Claus costume.