Cardiologist funeral

SamSpade

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Cardiologist funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered gated passage covered in flowers stood behind the head of the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened , and the casket passed through into the sanctuary of the heart. Then the doors closed, sealing the doctor in the heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter; when all eyes stared at him, he proclaimed, "I was thinking of my funeral …. I’m a gynecologist."

That’s when the proctologist fainted!
 
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