Careful, you might sprain an ankle!

gemma_rae

Well-Known Member
After having twins, Mary could tell that her husband had lost interest in sexual relations. So she spoke to her doctor about it and he told her about a cosmetic procedure that may help 'tighten' things up. He cautioned her to speak with her husband first so there would be no misunderstanding between them.

When Mary got home she gave herself a self examination by placing a mirror on the bathroom floor and straddling it. While doing this her husband arrived home and, having to go very badly, went straight to the bathroom where he discover Mary. He was very surprised to see this and asked what was wrong, she questioned him "Honey, is there anything about my body you would change?" Realizing the potential for trouble he said "Of course not Honey, you're beautiful in every way", and added, "but be careful of that huge hole in the floor, you might sprain an ankle!".
 

b23hqb

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
After having twins, Mary could tell that her husband had lost interest in sexual relations. So she spoke to her doctor about it and he told her about a cosmetic procedure that may help 'tighten' things up. He cautioned her to speak with her husband first so there would be no misunderstanding between them.

When Mary got home she gave herself a self examination by placing a mirror on the bathroom floor and straddling it. While doing this her husband arrived home and, having to go very badly, went straight to the bathroom where he discover Mary. He was very surprised to see this and asked what was wrong, she questioned him "Honey, is there anything about my body you would change?" Realizing the potential for trouble he said "Of course not Honey, you're beautiful in every way", and added, "but be careful of that huge hole in the floor, you might sprain an ankle!".
:killingme: LOL
 
Top