Otter
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon returning to her
car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped
her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, you scumbags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation, but got out and ran
like mad, where upon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the drivers seat. She was so shaken that she could not get the key into the ignition. She tried and tried. Then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her
own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told her story nearly tore himself in two with
laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white
males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5` tall, glasses and curly white hair carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. Ah, senior moments.
car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped
her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, you scumbags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation, but got out and ran
like mad, where upon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the drivers seat. She was so shaken that she could not get the key into the ignition. She tried and tried. Then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her
own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told her story nearly tore himself in two with
laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white
males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5` tall, glasses and curly white hair carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. Ah, senior moments.
@ both of you!
After reading the story, I had a vision of a little old lady pulling this off, all this time I kept thinking it was somebody related to Cattitude!
penn