MMDad
Lem Putt
You had a great idea, but it isn't going to work. First, the power is very dirty, and requires too much filtering to be useful. Second, while the potential energy production is great, past experience shows that it will give up and quit when needed most....feel a jolt? This may work!
Wouldn't it be great if the power of stupidity could be harnessed? Kind of like in Monsters, Inc., except instead of collecting screams we could hook machines up to mouth breathers.
The difference is that people like you and Bush ask for it - and people like me that do not.
It is not a question of experience.
Sometimes it's hard to tell when you are being funny, but I got this one. Hilarious!
Intellectually? 
