LexiGirl75
100% Goapele Head!
A guy was in the line at the supermarket, when he noticed a beautiful
blond woman smiling and waving at him.
So he says, "Do I know you?"
She replies. "I may be mistaken, but I think you may be the father of one
of my children."
Instantly his mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been
unfaithful.
"Christ!" he says. "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had
sex with on Joe's pool table in front of all my buddies while your
girlfriend spanked me with wet celery and stuck a cucumber in my butt?"
"No" she replies slowly while turning red. "I'm your daughter's second
grade teacher." ~
blond woman smiling and waving at him.
So he says, "Do I know you?"
She replies. "I may be mistaken, but I think you may be the father of one
of my children."
Instantly his mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been
unfaithful.
"Christ!" he says. "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had
sex with on Joe's pool table in front of all my buddies while your
girlfriend spanked me with wet celery and stuck a cucumber in my butt?"
"No" she replies slowly while turning red. "I'm your daughter's second
grade teacher." ~