Cat Ass Trophy

TurboK9

TurboK9

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So last night, the wifey lets Harley out into the backyard. Since he usually bolts out the door and runs around the yard at high speed like an idiot, she thought nothing of his bolting into the yard, and shuts the door. A few moments later, we hear a cat 'yowl' and a simultaneous yipe. I look out to see him facing off with a large (for a cat) medium hair grey / brown tabby.

Harley's posture and focus says "I'm SO going to kill this cat".... Just as he lunges forward, I call him, his head swivels toward me, and the stupid cat, given a second of precious "Run for it!", just stands there. He looks back to the cat, I see his haunches tense to spring, cat is a foofy ball of angry hunched up fur.... "Harley! Come!" This time he turns his entire body and dances a few steps toward me before returning attention to the cat. STILL the cat hasn't moved.

Harley charges. I call him a third time. Mouth open, inch long teeth 'clack' on air as he again turns toward my call, this time coming all the way to the door. As he moves inside, I see the cat finally make a run for the fence...

Harley's nose is bloodied. I don't know if he had gotten hold of the cat or not before I went to the door. Stupid cat.

So, if anyone owns a pretty dang stupid grey and brown tabby, medium hair, and lives anywhere close to the CRE maintenance facility / stables / Rio Grande, please consider having a chat with your cat about the dangers of dogs and yards that smell like dogs. I know Harley would love it, but I don't need a cat ass trophy in my home, and next time, it may not get a swipe in in time for me to stop Harley.

And please, no 'be nice to cats' lectures. It's Harley's yard. Trespassing cats can expect to be persecuted.

Thanks! :howdy:
 
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toppick08

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TurboK9 said:
So last night, the wifey lets Harley out into the backyard. Since he usually bolts out the door and runs around the yard at high speed like an idiot, she thought nothing of his bolting into the yard, and shuts the door. A few moments later, we hear a cat 'yowl' and a simultaneous yipe. I look out to see him facing off with a large (for a cat) medium hair grey / brown tabby.

Harley's posture and focus says "I'm SO going to kill this cat".... Just as he lunges forward, I call him, his head swivels toward me, and the stupid cat, given a second of precious "Run for it!", just stands there. He looks back to the cat, I see his haunches tense to spring, cat is a foofy ball of angry hunched up fur.... "Harley! Come!" This time he turns his entire body and dances a few steps toward me before returning attention to the cat. STILL the cat hasn't moved.

Harley charges. I call him a third time. Mouth open, inch long teeth 'clack' on air as he again turns toward my call, this time coming all the way to the door. As he moves inside, I see the cat finally make a run for the fence...

Harley's nose is bloodied. I don't know if he had gotten hold of the cat or not before I went to the door. Stupid cat.

So, if anyone owns a pretty dang stupid grey and brown tabby, medium hair, and lives anywhere close to the CRE maintenance facility / stables / Rio Grande, please consider having a chat with your cat about the dangers of dogs and yards that smell like dogs. I know Harley would love it, but I don't need a cat ass trophy in my home, and next time, it may not get a swipe in in time for me to stop Harley.

And please, no 'be nice to cats' lectures. It's Harley's yard. Trespassing cats can expect to be persecuted.

Thanks! :howdy:
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Another cat 1

dog 0...hehe....:buddies:
 
Bann

Bann

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TurboK9 said:
So last night, the wifey lets Harley out into the backyard. Since he usually bolts out the door and runs around the yard at high speed like an idiot, she thought nothing of his bolting into the yard, and shuts the door. A few moments later, we hear a cat 'yowl' and a simultaneous yipe. I look out to see him facing off with a large (for a cat) medium hair grey / brown tabby.

Harley's posture and focus says "I'm SO going to kill this cat".... Just as he lunges forward, I call him, his head swivels toward me, and the stupid cat, given a second of precious "Run for it!", just stands there. He looks back to the cat, I see his haunches tense to spring, cat is a foofy ball of angry hunched up fur.... "Harley! Come!" This time he turns his entire body and dances a few steps toward me before returning attention to the cat. STILL the cat hasn't moved.

Harley charges. I call him a third time. Mouth open, inch long teeth 'clack' on air as he again turns toward my call, this time coming all the way to the door. As he moves inside, I see the cat finally make a run for the fence...

Harley's nose is bloodied. I don't know if he had gotten hold of the cat or not before I went to the door. Stupid cat.

So, if anyone owns a pretty dang stupid grey and brown tabby, medium hair, and lives anywhere close to the CRE maintenance facility / stables / Rio Grande, please consider having a chat with your cat about the dangers of dogs and yards that smell like dogs. I know Harley would love it, but I don't need a cat ass trophy in my home, and next time, it may not get a swipe in in time for me to stop Harley.

And please, no 'be nice to cats' lectures. It's Harley's yard. Trespassing cats can expect to be persecuted.

Thanks! :howdy:
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Cat stood his ground until the dawg was gone *and* got a swat on the nose in.

Sounds like your dawg got smacked down on his own property by a cat. :biggrin:
 
ICit

ICit

Jam out with ur clam out
TurboK9 said:
He leaks oil too! :lmao:

What's bizarre is when I take him out in public, big hairy fat guys try to sit on him? :confused:
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oh... and may I add... my GSD goes outside the same way... but he is not looking for the cat.. he is looking and hoping that one of the welfare sucking next door neighbor kids will be in HIS back yard... :shrug: ...... maybe I shouldnt just walk away when I let them out :whistle: (I sure hope his recall still is good.. or I remember his name :coffee:)
 
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CrashTest

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Bann said:
Cat stood his ground until the dawg was gone *and* got a swat on the nose in.

Sounds like your dawg got smacked down on his own property by a cat. :biggrin:
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Just about any cat can shread just about any dog but cats are lazy so they usually just choose to flee.
 
TurboK9

TurboK9

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Update:

Somebody needs to get their cat to the vet this AM. Once the sun came up the smear of blood on the fence where the cat went over became apparent.

So much for the kitty being victorious... Dog got a few scratches on the nose, looks like cat got internal injuries.

Cat .02, Dog 1.

And now I feel bad. And I shouldn't, stupid cat should have been kept at home by it's stupid owner. Unless it has it's own money to buy pink flea collars and is feral, of course...
 
TurboK9

TurboK9

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ICit said:
so true.... NOW thats a WELL trained dog! by a GOOD trainer!!
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Thanks ICit and DR. Looks like I may have been too late though, there was quite a bit of blood on the fence this morning... Harley never went near the fence, and his nose wasn't bleeding that bad, so I'm pretty sure it came from the cat.

Everyone in CRE, check your cats for extra holes please!
 
TurboK9

TurboK9

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CrashTest said:
Just about any cat can shread just about any dog but cats are lazy so they usually just choose to flee.
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Um yeah, you go on thinking that....

Let's see... cat scratches vs painful crushing death.... I'll take the cat scatches please!
 
ICit

ICit

Jam out with ur clam out
TurboK9 said:
Update:

Somebody needs to get their cat to the vet this AM. Once the sun came up the smear of blood on the fence where the cat went over became apparent.

So much for the kitty being victorious... Dog got a few scratches on the nose, looks like cat got internal injuries.

Cat .02, Dog 1.

And now I feel bad. And I shouldn't, stupid cat should have been kept at home by it's stupid owner. Unless it has it's own money to buy pink flea collars and is feral, of course...
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well.... at least you were there to recall your dog :shrug: or your pup would have had a kitty dinner.

its the owners responsibility if they have an outdoor kitty that roams :coffee:
just hope they notice and it doesnt turn into an abscess... well at least its not warm outside and they dont have to deal with maggots
 
TurboK9

TurboK9

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ICit said:
well.... at least you were there to recall your dog :shrug: or your pup would have had a kitty dinner.

its the owners responsibility if they have an outdoor kitty that roams :coffee:
just hope they notice and it doesnt turn into an abscess... well at least its not warm outside and they dont have to deal with maggots
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OK this is so wrong but I just flashed to a scene in Lord of the Rings where they are arguing about eating the Hobbits they captured, and on of 'em says "We ain't had nuttin' but maggoty bread (I hear CAT) for 3 weeks" or some such.

Or of course, in "The Pacific".... "Think of it as meat".

Eh.

Stupid cat.
 
ArkRescue

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oh my what an ordeal - hey if Harley kills the cat it's not your fault, but I am so happy you called him off the cat. Good boy Harley for listening!!!!! I hope you gave him a treat?
 
ICit

ICit

Jam out with ur clam out
ArkRescue said:
oh my what an ordeal - hey if Harley kills the cat it's not your fault, but I am so happy you called him off the cat. Good boy Harley for listening!!!!! I hope you gave him a treat?
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later... when the cat comes back
 
ArkRescue

ArkRescue

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Based on the update the cat may not EVER come back .... I sure hope the kitty makes it home and his owners notice the injuries. Poor kitty. Like Turbo said, the cat had a pink collar, so it must have a home somewhere.

ICit said:
later... when the cat comes back
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