Cat story..

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nitwhit3286

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so as my friend and I are walking out of applebee's into the parking lot I see a cute momma cat with two baby kittens. Gray with black stripes, adorable! So my friend and I get this crazy idea that we would like one....so for the next twenty minutes we are racing under cars..through the bushes...and after about the third attempt my girl grabs one! Unfortunately this was not a happy kitten at all. It hissed and scratched the ultimate hell out of her hand. So needless to say we book it back to my house so she can wash it and put on hydrogen peroxide and all that good stuff. As we are just standing there replaying our idiotic move of trying to catch a kitty we realized it wasn't very smart. THen both of us shouted "Rabies!!!" Ehh, I don't think she has it, but then again I guess its never smart to just go kitty chasing because you see cute written all over its face. The moral of the story is....Idiots of a feather flock together. heh...
 
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to my karma givers...whats life without a little action??? I never said I didn't act retarded...but if anyone knows me well enough I will do some stupid crap. Yeah we didn't think it was dumb at the time, but gotta do some retarded Sh!t once in a while. thats life.
 
Lugnut

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nitwhit3286 said:
so as my friend and I are walking out of applebee's into the parking lot I see a cute momma cat with two baby kittens. Gray with black stripes, adorable! So my friend and I get this crazy idea that we would like one....so for the next twenty minutes we are racing under cars..through the bushes...and after about the third attempt my girl grabs one! Unfortunately this was not a happy kitten at all. It hissed and scratched the ultimate hell out of her hand. So needless to say we book it back to my house so she can wash it and put on hydrogen peroxide and all that good stuff. As we are just standing there replaying our idiotic move of trying to catch a kitty we realized it wasn't very smart. THen both of us shouted "Rabies!!!" Ehh, I don't think she has it, but then again I guess its never smart to just go kitty chasing because you see cute written all over its face. The moral of the story is....Idiots of a feather flock together. heh...
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I'm seeing euphemisms ALL over the place in this post! :lmao:

Yep, sounds like I night out with the boys chasing pussy uh... cats.

:roflmao:
 
baileydog

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nitwhit3286 said:
to my karma givers...whats life without a little action??? I never said I didn't act retarded...but if anyone knows me well enough I will do some stupid crap. Yeah we didn't think it was dumb at the time, but gotta do some retarded Sh!t once in a while. thats life.
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I would of done the same thing. If kittens stayed small, Id have 100's of them. I loves me some kittys. I tried to catch a stry this morning. That cat was haveing none of it though. I tried.
 
baileydog

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QUOTE]Cat story.. 12-12-2007 11:49 AM ubonics any one???? talk like you are white stupic



Hey karma B!tch, how about you learn to spell like your smart. How do you know Im white, I might be purple, so FU. Thanks, now my white ass feels so much better.
 
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baileydog said:
QUOTE]Cat story.. 12-12-2007 11:49 AM ubonics any one???? talk like you are white stupic



Hey karma B!tch, how about you learn to spell like your smart. How do you know Im white, I might be purple, so FU. Thanks, now my white ass feels so much better.
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OMG that was pretty damn funny. I mean my heart goes out to animals. I wanted to take home this beagle one time on my way back up to maryland from va.... it looked so sad and sick... I would have too if the baby hadn't been in the car. I need to think about her safety.
 
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