A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man who was wearing a turban and eating fresh shrimp.
Every time he ate one he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it.
Eventually she had enough and pulled the Emergency Cord.
The Muslim looked at the nun and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid Catholic Beitch."
She laughed and said, "When I cry 'rape' and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years, you rag-headed Camel-f-er."
Every time he ate one he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it.
Eventually she had enough and pulled the Emergency Cord.
The Muslim looked at the nun and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid Catholic Beitch."
She laughed and said, "When I cry 'rape' and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years, you rag-headed Camel-f-er."