Catholic One Upsmanship!

GopherM

Darwin was right
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square:
The first Catholic man tells his friends. "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"
The second Catholic man chirps. "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace.'"
The third Catholic gent says. "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says. 'Your Eminence.'"
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly. "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him. 'Your Holiness.'"
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle. "Well?"
She proudly replies. "I have a daughter......
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When she walks into a room, people say. 'Jesus Christ.'"
 
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