Charge up your life's crystal

[CtarOHR]

The crystal I wear around my neck (I purchased on SOMD Craigslist) contains an essence that gets recharged when I pursue fulfillment with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows what kind of crystal it is but me and my bros. I have seen it glow white while I poach an egg with a bud that's how I know this is real. Does anybody else use crystals like these to help reach fulfillment?

I'm glad we have forums like these to ask important questions.

 

[Chris0nllyn]

Does crystal meth count?

 

[GWguy]

Holy carp......

 

[jazz lady]

Ohmmm....

 

[MiddleGround]

I have seen it glow white while I poach an egg with a bud that's how I know this is real.

You saw it glow? All I ever get is the munchies when I use a bud.

 

[RoseRed]

 

[Monello]

Holy carp......

Holy flying asian carp.

 

[Monello]

Look, it's Rod Rugg's hippie cousin.

I thought Steven Wright was retired.

 

[Monello]

Quick, someone post this to Facebook. This has potential.

 

[NextJen]

I have seen it glow white while I poach an egg

I think I speak for everyone when I say, throw your eggs in an instant pot and let us know what color that crystal turns.