I have a story to tell!
I was out in the field today, which means I am knocking on doors doing my business just like a person who serves warrants. I make about 20 or so home visits in a 9-10 hour period 1-2 days per week, 52 weeks a year. I deal with a lot of dogs.
Anyway, today, I had a very large German Sheppard run up on me as I approached the door. It barked, nipped the bottom of my heals and back away a few feet from me and barked some more. I turned around, stuck my hand down to see if I could get her to approach me, but she wasn’t having any of that.
The homeowner is saying to me at this point, “oh, she will not bite.” I am thinking
well, it nipped my heels several times already and at this point, I am thinking please don’t bit me but I'm being a bit cocky too, like I'm not afraid of you.
I turned my back to the dog and started speaking to the homeowner. She runs up behind me and pushes her nose in my ass, backs up and barks. This dog is obviously not happy I am there at all and she is letting me know. I said goodbye to the homeowner and start walking towards my vehicle, very calmly, praying, please God don’t let this dog bit me. This dog takes it snout and shoves it straight in my ass and pushes me towards my vehicle. I walk a few more steps and she does it again as to say, you are not moving fast enough, let me help you some more.
When I got in the car I yelled out the window, you bia.... you should be lucky my name isn't Deputy Long.
BTW, that is the 2nd aggressive dog that I have come in contact with in the past 3-years and both are still alive and I didn't get bit.