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jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Your past life diagnosis:

<HR>[font=Georgia, Bookman Old Style, Bookman, Times, serif]I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ireland around the year 1525.
Your profession was that of a seaman, dealer, businessman or broker.


<HR>Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.


<HR>The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.


<HR>[/font][font=Georgia, Bookman Old Style, Bookman, Times, serif]Do you remember now?[/font]

Umm...NO...but it's interesting. :cheers:
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.

You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Africa around the year 1400.

Your profession was that of a handicraftsman or mechanic.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion.
 
Great news, Otter... our relationship is perfectly acceptable... :love:

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Turkey around the year 1675.
Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.
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Do you remember now?
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That's ridiculous. I would never be motivated enough to do any of that. :slacker:

:lmao: @ Kwilliamanjaro making fun of Otter.
 

tomchamp

New Member
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North India around the year 1450.
Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor. :lmao:
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.
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Do you remember now?
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Nickel said:
I wish I was a spy. Wanna trade? :shrug:
Yeah, that's cool. Yours sounds like a lot less work than mine.

Not that I'd do any of it anyway. :cool:
 
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ocean733

New Member
Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ukraine around the year 1775.
Your profession was that of a philosopher and thinker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.
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Do you remember now?
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Hmmm...they only ask the date and year of birth. I wonder if me and my twin sister were the same person in a former life:confused:
 
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HollowSoul

Guest
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Poland around the year 1225.
Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester.Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in higher reasons. Do you remember now?
 

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were a dingo in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Austrailia around the year 1675.
Your profession was that of a baby eater.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to growl and hump #####es. You could have been a pack animal or carrion eater.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your beastial ways. Find a good leg and spend a good part of your time and energy on humping it.
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Do you remember now?
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TWLs wife

New Member
Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Germany around the year 775.
Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
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Do you remember now?
 

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
K_Jo said:
Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern England around the year 1870.
Your profession was that of a prostitute, barmaid, or ye ole ho.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to raise your legs and earn a good shilling or two. You could have been a madame if you could have read, done simple math, and gotten rid of the lice.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your awareness of strange men... especially after the way you went out. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning men with knives who like prostitutes are bad.
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Do you remember now?
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:yikes:
 

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
Otter said:
Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern England around the year 1854.
Your profession was that of a doctor, surgeon, and/or serial killer.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked the name Jack. You could have been a great physician if you weren't so bloody bonkers and killing prostitutes all the time. That last ho felt pretty good, didn't she? Bloody wouldn't shut her pie hole...
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your knowledge of the inner woman. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning how to make women happy, without resorting to sharp objects.
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Do you remember now?
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:killingme
 

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
Kyle said:
Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were a Malamut or Siberian Husky.

Do you really need any further explanation?

:lol:
 

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
2ndAmendment said:
Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Salem around the year 1668.
Your profession was that of a witch burner, witch outer, or minister.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked the smell of witch flesh in the morning. You could have been a forester, if you liked burning something other than witches.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your spirituality without burning anyone at the stake. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning how to cope with these spiritual deadbeats without setting them aflame.
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Do you remember now?
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:razz:
 

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
Cattitude said:
Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Egypt around the year sometime long ago.
Your profession was that of a cat, feline, or whiskered furry variety.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked the way they worshiped you. You were a child of the Goddess Bast (the cat goddess) which makes you a bastard.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your superior sense of being superiorily superior. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning how to make everyone miserable unless they offer you shiny sparkly things.
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Do you remember now?
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:angel:
 
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