Chicago Mayor Warns That If Local Walmart Locations Close People Will Have Fewer Places To Shoplift

[Kyle]

CHICAGO, IL — After Walmart announced plans to close 4 store locations in dangerous Chicago neighborhoods, Chicago Mayor-Elect Brandon Johnson issued a dire warning that this will leave many Chicagoans with fewer places to shoplift.

"Citizens of this great city have the fundamental right to steal merchandise in their own communities without resorting to traveling to other neighborhoods," said Johnson at a local protest against the store closings. "If our youths don't have a safe place to work, shop, shoplift, loot, fight, do drugs, terrorize citizens, and smash windows, they may participate in riskier shoplifting, looting, and drug-consuming in affluent communities where cops will actually bother to arrest them until my Soros-funded DA lets them back out on the street. We can't let this happen!"

Chicago Mayor Warns That If Local Walmart Locations Close People Will Have Fewer Places To Shoplift

CHICAGO, IL — After Walmart announced plans to close 4 store locations in dangerous Chicago neighborhoods, Chicago Mayor-Elect Brandon Johnson issued a dire warning that this will leave many Chicagoans with fewer places to shoplift.

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[Hijinx]

I remember the 1968 riots when the poor usual suspects were crying that they didn't have anywhere to shop because stores would not open in their neighborhoods after they burned them out. Eventualy places opened there. Now they are having the same problem, caused by the same people.
The stores cannot stay there because they cannot afford the theft and remain in business. But somehow it's Walmarts fault

 

[WingsOfGold]

Lightfoot on steroids, obviously a GOP plant knowing the animals will exterminate each other.