Chinese proverb

[justhangn]

"A bit of perfume always clings to the hand that gives the rose."

 

[T.Rally]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

 

[justhangn]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.

 

[mainman]

Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.

Man with hole in pocket feel cockey all day...

 

[sunflower]

baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk

 

[Sharon]

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

 

[justhangn]

Man with #### in hand not worry about bird in bush

 

[T.Rally]

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

 

[justhangn]

Pasionate Kiss Like Spider Web--Soon Lead To Undoing Of Fly

 

[Dupontster]

Woman Who Fly Upside Down Have Crack Up.....

 

[Dupontster]

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone......

 

[Dupontster]

One of my favorites.....

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

 

[Dupontster]

I got a million of em.....

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Man who sits in jelly donut has ass in jam

Man who put cream in tart not necessarily baker

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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[justhangn]

A woman and her 5 year old daughter went to the toy store,

Let's call the little girl Wendy

Mother: Wendy darling what do you want for your birthday?

Wendy: Barbie and GI Joe

Mother: but Wendy Darling Barbie doesn't come with GI Joe, Barbie comes with Ken

Wendy: No Mommy Barbie comes with G.I.Joe she only fakes it with ken.