GopherM
Darwin was right
A tired traveler stumbled upon a cottage in the middle of China so he knocked on the door and the owner answered and the traveler asked if he could spend the night there as it was cold and raining.
He invited him in and told his daughter to fix them dinner. During dinner. the traveler could not take his eyes of the man's daughter. During the meal the father warned him that if he had any thoughts about his daughter, to forget them because if anything should happen the man would face the 3 Chinese tortures.
After dinner, they said their goodnights and went to bed. The traveler visited the daughter that night and made passionate love her not taking her father's warning seriously.
He returned to his room and slept like a log. When he woke up the next morning he saw a note on his pillow that said, Chinese torture number 1, rock on his chest so he laughed and tossed the rock out the window. As the rock was in the air he saw another note that read Chinese torture number 2, rock tied to left testicle so in a split second he leaped out of bed to try and catch the rock he had just thrown out, thinking he could outsmart the father.
As he was soaring through the window he read a message on the ground outside saying, Chinese torture number 3, right testicle tied to bedpost....
He invited him in and told his daughter to fix them dinner. During dinner. the traveler could not take his eyes of the man's daughter. During the meal the father warned him that if he had any thoughts about his daughter, to forget them because if anything should happen the man would face the 3 Chinese tortures.
After dinner, they said their goodnights and went to bed. The traveler visited the daughter that night and made passionate love her not taking her father's warning seriously.
He returned to his room and slept like a log. When he woke up the next morning he saw a note on his pillow that said, Chinese torture number 1, rock on his chest so he laughed and tossed the rock out the window. As the rock was in the air he saw another note that read Chinese torture number 2, rock tied to left testicle so in a split second he leaped out of bed to try and catch the rock he had just thrown out, thinking he could outsmart the father.
As he was soaring through the window he read a message on the ground outside saying, Chinese torture number 3, right testicle tied to bedpost....