mamissa3
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> Chinese Wedding Night
>
> A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told,
>he is
> not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked
>under the sheets as her husband undresses He climbs in next to her and
>tries to be reassuring.
>
> My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry
>fwighten. I
> pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss
>ask...Anyting
> yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which
>he
> hopes will impress his virgin bride.
>
> A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
>for her
> request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try
>someping I
> have hear about... Numbaa 69."
>
> More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
>puzzled tone
> he queries...
>
> "Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccori?
>
>
> A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told,
>he is
> not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked
>under the sheets as her husband undresses He climbs in next to her and
>tries to be reassuring.
>
> My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry
>fwighten. I
> pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss
>ask...Anyting
> yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which
>he
> hopes will impress his virgin bride.
>
> A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
>for her
> request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try
>someping I
> have hear about... Numbaa 69."
>
> More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
>puzzled tone
> he queries...
>
> "Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccori?
>
